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Is he looking at me?
Is he looking at me?

2
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- No. Walk by again.
- I can't.

3
00:00:09,934 --> 00:00:12,367
That'll be my fifth time.
He'll think I'm lost.

4
00:00:12,367 --> 00:00:14,867
[sighs] How am I gonna
figure out if he likes me?

5
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Why is this
so hard for you?

6
00:00:16,567 --> 00:00:17,967
Because he knows
I like him,

7
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and I don't know
how he feels about me.

8
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I've never been
in this position before.

9
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That's why I play it
cool around Justin. I don't
want him to know I like him.

10
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There he is! Hi, Justin
I was wondering if you
wanted to come over today

11
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because I rented
three DVDs and they're
not due till Monday...

12
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All right, I'll talk to you
later about it! Bye!

13
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Yeah, I can't
play it cool
like you, Harper.

14
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Look, I'm just gonna
go up to him,

15
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talk to him
and see if he likes me.

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- Hey, Dean!
- What's up, Russo?

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Hey, Dean! We got the full
story on that sweet ride!

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- The one for
the race at Paramus!
- Sounds great.

19
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Joey's getting the story
on this car we might run.
Tell it, Joey.

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Yeah, tell it, Joey.

21
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So, they had to rebuild.
It was completely greasy
and.... and...

22
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- Car's not gonna
be ready in time.
- [boys groan]

23
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Oh, bummer that stinks.

24
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[Dean] And I'll bet they
attached thettlebrock heads

25
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and ordered a new
mylodon panatonic coat.

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We didn't want that car.
It didn't have
rack-and-pinion steering.

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Yeah, 'cause steering
is important.

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Because without it
all roads...

29
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...would have to be straight.

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[boys chattering]

31
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"All roads would have to be
straight"? That went terrible.

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What's a "rack and pinion"
anyway?

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Well, a "rack" is what
you hang clothes on,

34
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and "'pinion" is what
you think of things.

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Like, "my 'pinion of that dress,
Harper, is that it's beautiful."

36
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Oh, why, thank you.

37
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Well, that sounds
kind of right, Harper,

38
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but I don't think
they were talking
about clothes.

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Dean's always got
his posse with him.

40
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I need to get alone time
with him, you know?

41
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Aren't you afraid
of being alone with him?

42
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I hear he uses bar soap
for his body and his hair.

43
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No. That's the only way
I'll figure out if he likes me.

44
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Alone time is golden time.

45
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That's what my mom
always says to my dad

46
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before they take their
separate vacations every summer.

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Um, OK, here he comes. I'm gonna
try it again. If I jack it up,
just pull the fire alarm.

48
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I will not pull the fire alarm!
I'm a Junior Fire Marshall.

49
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Hey! Um, my family owns
the Waverly Sub Station,

50
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which is really convenient
if you want a sandwich.
You should come by sometime.

51
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You got salads there?
I likes my greens.

52
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He does.
He eats balanced.

53
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- [fire alarm]
- Wha...

54
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I wasn't panicking.
I was doing fine.

55
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It wasn't me.
This must be a real fire.

56
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All right! Nice and orderly,
people! Nice and orderly!
Single file!

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I'm a Junior Fire Marshall!
[screams]

58
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<i>♪ Well, you know everything's</i>
<i>gonna be a breeze ♪</i>

59
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<i>♪ That the end will no doubt</i>
<i>justify the means ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can fix any problem</i>
<i>with the slightest of ease ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yes, please</i>
<i>But you might find out</i>
<i>it'll go to your head ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you write a report</i>
<i>on a book you never read ♪</i>

63
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<i>♪ With the snap of your fingers</i>
<i>you can make your bed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's what I said ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everything is</i>
<i>not what it seems ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you can get all you</i>
<i>wanted in your wildest dreams ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You might run into trouble</i>
<i>if you go to extremes ♪</i>

68
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<i>♪ Because everything</i>
<i>is not what it seems ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everything is</i>
<i>not what it seems ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you can have what you</i>
<i>want by the simplest of means ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Be careful not to mess</i>
<i>with the balance of things ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Because everything</i>
<i>is not... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What it seems ♪♪</i>

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Max, why do you
keep sending away

75
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for that stuff from the
back of the<i>Wizard Weekly?</i>

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It's always a rip-off.

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Justin, come on.

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There's no way an invisibility
poncho could be a rip off.

79
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Watch. All I need to do
is put this on,

80
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and I am invisible.

81
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Hey. You can't
see me, can you?

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I'm over here.

83
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Now, I'm over here.

84
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Now, I'm over here.

85
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Can't see me,
can you?

86
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Um, only your poncho
disappeared.

87
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Oh, man.
It's defective.

88
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Of course it's defective.
Dude, it's a rip-off.

89
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Those things never deliver
on what they promise.

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Instead of spending time
on that, you should be taking
steps to improve yourself,

91
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like I am.

92
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You got a job
as an ice cream man?

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Tennis racquet.

94
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It's gonna be hard
to scoop ice cream
with that thing.

95
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I'm taking tennis lessons.

96
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I've decided that
taking up a sport will look good
on my college applications.

97
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If you had a job
as an ice cream man,

98
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you wouldn't need
to go to college.

99
00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:09,567
Max, why don't you
save yourself some
time and heartache

100
00:05:09,567 --> 00:05:13,500
and put your poncho package
up on your "Shelf of Shame."

101
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Ah, the amazing
3-D glasses.

102
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Let's put these things on,

103
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and take a look
at what else
you fell for.

104
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Shall we?

105
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Ah, the amazing transport stick.

106
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I remember this one.

107
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It'll take you anywhere
you want to go,

108
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as long as it's
only 36 inches away.

109
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This one's not a rip-off.

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- Transport!
- [Justin grunts]

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Oh, yeah.

112
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Now I remember what
the defect was.

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Anybody around it
when I say "transport"
gets knocked out.

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You're right, Justin.
These things are a rip-off.

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Mind-Reading Kit!
I'm so getting this!

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Wow! Thank you,
Harper,

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for going through all that
trouble to make a themed outfit
for when I hang out with Dean,

118
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but you're not
a part of that, right?

119
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This isn't for you and Dean.

120
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This is for my first day
of Driver's Education.

121
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- It can't hurt to put
your best foot forward.
- [honks hat]

122
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That's OK, Mrs. Russo.
You have the right of way.

123
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Cars always yield
to pedestrians.

124
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Um, honey, listen,
I found this great charity

125
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where you donate your used car
and they give it
to someone who needs it.

126
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Great. I love charities,
but we don't have
a car to donate.

127
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Uh, yeah we do.
The piece of junk
in the garage,

128
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that makes us call
our laundry room the garage.

129
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And I suppose just because
there's a treadmill with
your stockings hanging on it,

130
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it's a home gym, too.

131
00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,100
Oh, my gosh. He's here.
What do I do?
What do I bring him?

132
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- He likes salad.
- Right. OK.

133
00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,767
- Alex, that's not a salad.
- Oh. Right.

134
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Good.

135
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How am I going to talk to him
and find out if he likes me now?

136
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I'm gonna tell him
I need to talk to him alone.

137
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Whoa, you never
tell a guy you want
to talk to him alone.

138
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You know what
that sounds like?
He's in trouble.

139
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Or that a girl wants
to talk about her feelings,
which is also trouble.

140
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Why would I ever
listen to you two?

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- Don't you want
a guy's point of view?
- Yeah, sure.

142
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Why don't you nurses
find one and send him over?

143
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Ooh!

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Five-point-four percent
of nurses are men.

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- It's a noble profession.
- Yeah.

146
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You know what else
is a noble profession?

147
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Continuing to speak
to Alex like she's
on a tenth grade level

148
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when we know she can't
comprehend most words.

149
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- Ooh-hoo-hoo!
- "Comprehend" means
understand.

150
00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:01,400
- S-s-s-s.
- Total burn.

151
00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:05,100
And I would have treated
that burn, if you hadn't
talked smack about nurses.

152
00:08:09,734 --> 00:08:11,867
OK, Look, Alex,
if you wanna
talk to a guy,

153
00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,033
you gotta find an object
of common interest.

154
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For example, Dean's into
cars and roaming the halls
without a pass.

155
00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,500
Nah-uh! He does have a pass.
I make them for him.

156
00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,600
Oh! Why don't you talk
to him about that car

157
00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,300
Mom and Dad are always
fighting about?

158
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Dean's into cars,
you got a car... huh?

159
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Here's your object
of common interest.
Take it.

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00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,834
I think I get it, Justin.

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00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:36,000
For example, you're into
action figures.

162
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I was going through my dad's
stuff that we have to sell

163
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and I found something
I'm not sure we should
keep or throw out.

164
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- It might be an action figure.
- Action figures, huh?

165
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Yeah, it's like an old boat
captain or something.

166
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With a hook for a hand
and a glass eye that's
also a telescope?!

167
00:08:51,867 --> 00:08:53,200
Yeah. How did you know?

168
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,967
Because that's a first edition
Captain Jim Bob Sherwood!

169
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Well, you can come over
and look at it
right after we have dinner.

170
00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,867
You got it!

171
00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,000
Wow, his advice
really worked!

172
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,600
I think we have a date.
You should listen to him more.

173
00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,934
I should listen to
a lot of people more.
But what are you gonna do?

174
00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:15,133
Hey, salad.

175
00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:16,967
Just like my mama makes.

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00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:21,700
Thanks, Russo.

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00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:24,500
So, uh,
what's going on?

178
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,100
The guys are upset
about not having
a car to race at Paramus,

179
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,133
so I thought I'd
cheer 'em up
with some nachos.

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00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,867
Oh, we don't
serve nachos.

181
00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,300
But, how about
I melt some cheese

182
00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,033
on some stale bread?
Would that work?

183
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,033
Sure. Just like my mama makes.

184
00:09:38,867 --> 00:09:40,800
Yes...

185
00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,700
Like your mom really
makes it like that...

186
00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:46,200
[chatters unintelligible]

187
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,667
Oh, I'm laughing too long.

188
00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:50,200
Awkward.

189
00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:55,100
My dad has an old car
that doesn't work.

190
00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:58,600
It's in the garage.
You can work on it and fix it
and maybe enter it in the race.

191
00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,834
Really? The race
at the Paramus Fair
is in a week.

192
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:02,967
Ooh, I love the fair!

193
00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,600
I hear in the infield
this year,

194
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:09,100
they're gonna break the record
by making the world's biggest
Sloppy Joe.

195
00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:12,367
So, uh, when should we come by
to check out the car?

196
00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:15,000
Now. You should come alone
because the garage is cramped

197
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,667
only room for
a couple people.

198
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:20,467
OK. Guys, I'm working
on the car by myself.

199
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:26,567
Daddy, you know that car Momma
says is junk but I love?

200
00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:27,734
You love my car?

201
00:10:27,734 --> 00:10:29,667
Oh, yes. Keep up with me here.
Love it.

202
00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:32,367
OK. And you're
going to love that I
got somebody from school

203
00:10:32,367 --> 00:10:34,300
to come over
and fix it for free!

204
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,000
I do like free things.

205
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:46,834
So this is
the mind reading kit
you sent away for?

206
00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,867
It looks like
a toilet paper tube

207
00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:51,000
with glitter and
macaroni shells
glued to it.

208
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,500
It was a kit.
I followed the instructions.

209
00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:58,800
OK.

210
00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,500
Now think something!

211
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,834
Thinking.

212
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,400
Think harder!

213
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,300
Don't think you need one
of those to figure out
what I'm thinking.

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00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:15,367
<i>[Justin] You got</i>
<i>ripped off again, dude.</i>

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00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:17,567
- It works!
- It works?

216
00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:20,100
If you gotta stand
that close to hear
someone's thoughts,

217
00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:24,500
the only thing you're gonna hear
is, "Why is this freak holding
a macaroni tube to my head?"

218
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:30,100
So easy to criticize
when you didn't spend hours
with a hot glue gun.

219
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,967
It took you hours
to make this stupid thing?

220
00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:37,500
No, it took me a few minutes
to make this thing.

221
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:41,200
It took me a few hours
to get my hand unglued
from my face.

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00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,200
- Transport!
- [groans]

223
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,834
That's what you get
for making fun of my stuff.

224
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,567
Can you hold it closer?

225
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:03,100
Uh, the answer
to that is yes.

226
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:07,100
- Since you asked me something,
I'd like to ask you something.
- Sure. Anything.

227
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:13,000
OK, well, there's a lot of
ways I could go here. So...

228
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,400
How do you feel
about me...

229
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,500
...in flip-flops?
I'm thinking about
going casual all summer.

230
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,233
Uh, well...

231
00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:25,367
That's, uh, not a shoe that
provides very much protection.

232
00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:29,767
- I'd vote against it.
- Yeah, totally.
That's what I was thinking.

233
00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:32,800
Look, I'm just gonna
come out and ask you what
I really want to ask you.

234
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:36,400
No, no, no, no. It's my turn.
I wanna tell you something.

235
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,100
Oh, you want to tell me
something? That's great.

236
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,600
'Cause now would be the time
to do it. No one's around.

237
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,500
OK, uh...

238
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,767
Well, I've been, uh,
having this feeling
that, uh...

239
00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:51,967
[clang]

240
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,000
Hey, I just came down
to use the home gym.

241
00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:07,567
There, that should
dry nicely.

242
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,567
So, how's my baby doing?

243
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:13,100
- Daddy, I'm fine.
- Oh. Wh... well,
you are my baby.

244
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,700
But, I was talking
about my baby.

245
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,367
OK, we're both fine.

246
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:21,000
Hey, if the man's giving me
his car to race at Paramus,

247
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,100
- he gets to see
what I'm doing to it.
- We're racing it at the Fair?

248
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:27,567
They're making
the World's Biggest
Sloppy Joe this year!

249
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:29,700
I love food
that's bigger than
it should be!

250
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,500
All this talk about Sloppy Joes
is making you hungry.

251
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,100
You should have Mom
go make you one.

252
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,500
- What's going on?
- I'm adjusting your air intake,

253
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,100
so your fuel
will be more rich.

254
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:42,000
You should try doing that
to the cash register upstairs.

255
00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:47,200
Oh! Watch the pipe.

256
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:52,100
Guys! Guess what?
We tried out for
the tennis team,

257
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,834
and the coach told us
to get in shape.

258
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,700
- Really?
- For the cross country team.

259
00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:59,567
We didn't make
the tennis team.

260
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:01,900
Apparently, our headbands
were a little too tight.

261
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,500
We got light-headed
really fast.

262
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,700
Whoo!

263
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,133
Great story.
Go tell everybody
in the Sub Station?

264
00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:10,500
Already told 'em.
They said to come down here.

265
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,834
- [footsteps]
- [Max] All right, Alex,

266
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:17,867
who shoved a super-duper
bouncy ball in my
Mind-Reading Tube?

267
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,400
Well, I don't know.

268
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,500
Who's the only person
in this family who
has a super bouncy ball?

269
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,400
Me, but then I lost it.

270
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,967
If anyone sees it,
it looks just like this one.

271
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:32,400
OK! Everybody fan out
and help Max find
his super bouncy ball.

272
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,000
I think I saw it.
Come on, upstairs.
Not here.

273
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:39,367
- [clang]
- Ay! Ah.

274
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:44,100
Yay! It's Momma,
coming down here to get
you all out of here.

275
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,600
[engine starts]

276
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,900
That's a miracle.

277
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,467
Dean, my man!
That's fantastic!

278
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,200
Come on, let's take
it for a test drive!

279
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,667
Yes!

280
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:56,400
- Whoo!
- Bucket seats!

281
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,700
[sarcastic] OK. Fine.
Let's all take
a family ride

282
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,233
in the new car.

283
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,767
OK.

284
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,300
All right.

285
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:09,834
Oh, uh, honey, can you
open the garage door,
so we can get out of here?

286
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:14,700
You wanted to be alone,
right?

287
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,367
[engine revs]

288
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:22,834
[Alex grunts]

289
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,767
Well, it's not like
they ditched you, Alex.

290
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:26,567
You did get to ride
in the car with Dean.

291
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,200
Yeah, on my mom's lap

292
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,900
with Justin and Zeke signaling
truckers to blow their horn.

293
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,300
Honk! Dork! Dork!

294
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,900
Not how I pictured it!

295
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,667
So, I'm sorry you didn't
get to find out if he likes you.

296
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,500
Maybe it wouldn't
even matter if I was
alone with Dean.

297
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,967
Maybe he's the kind of guy
who just doesn't tell people
if he likes them.

298
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:49,500
Oh, man. Dean and I
are having the best time
fixing up that car.

299
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,400
You know what
he told me?

300
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,667
He likes me.

301
00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:58,400
It made my day.

302
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,100
I'm giddy for you, Dad.

303
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,500
But, did he happen
to mention anything about me?

304
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,100
Why would he do that?

305
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,967
This is so frustrating.
I've tried everything.
What am I gonna do now?

306
00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:13,367
Yeah, too bad you
can't read his mind.

307
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,600
Yeah... too bad.

308
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,667
See, right there. If I knew
how to read minds, I would
know exactly what you meant

309
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:26,500
by the way you said,
"Yeah. Too bad."

310
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,800
<i>[Justin] I can't</i>
<i>believe I didn't make</i>
<i>the cross country team.</i>

311
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,567
<i>Everybody makes</i>
<i>the cross country team.</i>

312
00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:56,233
<i>I mean, I know I threw up.</i>
<i>But I kept running.</i>

313
00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:59,200
<i>I'll tell my family</i>
<i>I made the cross country team</i>

314
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:03,100
<i>and then I'll sand down</i>
<i>the soles of my shoes</i>
<i>to make it look real.</i>

315
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,800
Oh, hey, Alex.
Guess what?

316
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,233
I made the cross country team.

317
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,900
It works. You're a liar.

318
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,834
All right, what else
might come in handy?

319
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:20,300
- Oh. "Transport Stick?"
I wonder how it works.
- No, no, no! Alex,

320
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,100
- whatever you do,
don't! Don't Oh!
- Oh. Transport!

321
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:30,300
<i>[male announcer] Lap five,</i>
<i>race fans! The racers</i>
<i>have begun lap five!</i>

322
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,133
[both] Honk it!
Honk your horn!
Honk it!

323
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:36,567
Would you two sit down?
There's no honking in racing.

324
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:39,033
- Hey, there's Dean in my car!
- [car honks]

325
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:41,700
Hey, he honked at me!

326
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:45,767
I gotta go. I figured out
a place where I can get Dean
alone and see if he likes me,

327
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,967
during a pit stop.
No one can
interrupt us there.

328
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,200
That's not going to work.
His posse is his pit crew.

329
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,834
- They'll be all over him.
- They'll be all over his car.

330
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:55,800
- It's the only time
they won't focus on him.
- I'll come with you.

331
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,367
Really? Is this, like,
whole "me and Dean alone"
thing just, like, lost on you?

332
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,033
Not anymore. I'll stay here.

333
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:04,200
- [horn honks]
- [all cheer]

334
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,033
- [horn honking]
- Whoo!

335
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:15,000
Russo, how'd you get in here?

336
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,934
You can get in anywhere with
a jumpsuit and a yardstick.
I want to talk to Dean, alone.

337
00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:22,000
A bean burrito and
a side of hash browns.
How 'bout you?

338
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,200
What? No!
That's not what I said.

339
00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:36,300
Russo. What're you
doing down here?

340
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,767
Look Dean, I was
trying to find

341
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,500
a quiet place
so we could talk.

342
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,500
[tools making loud noises]

343
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,867
You know that I like you and
that's why I've been acting
kind of weird lately.

344
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:48,133
and not my amazingly charming
and cool-without-trying self.

345
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:51,200
- You're good to go! Go! Go!
- What? No, stay! Stay!

346
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,734
Sorry, Russo.
Got a race to win.

347
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,767
Transport!

348
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,100
Shoot! Didn't think
this through.

349
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,000
Oh, he's looks so cute
when he's sleeping.

350
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,834
- Ahh!
- [tires screech]

351
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:15,233
Sorry, Dean. Transport!

352
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:21,000
Oh, no. The giant Sloppy Joe
is full of ants.

353
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,467
Oh, wait.
Those are people.

354
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,600
This is gonna be great!

355
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,767
[sighs] Oh, man.

356
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,600
Dean, are you OK?

357
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,734
<i>[Dean] I have to find</i>
<i>Joey a girlfriend.</i>

358
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:37,300
OK, that's what
you're thinking about?

359
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,200
[screams]

360
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:44,000
What is Dean up to?
He's scratching up my baby!

361
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,100
[all groaning]

362
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,033
Wow. That looks bad enough
to ruin the car.

363
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:50,100
We'll never be able
to take it home.

364
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:56,834
This will never work.
The macaroni's falling off.

365
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,200
OK, it's time to go
old school on this.

366
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,700
- Dean, we need to talk.
- What?

367
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,900
Russo! What are you
going in here?

368
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,500
- Watch it!
- [shrieks]

369
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,400
Brake, Brake!
Now punch the throttle!

370
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:14,367
- Not bad.
- Dean, look.
I like you, a lot.

371
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,200
Draft him. Draft him.

372
00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:25,367
- Do you like me, or not?
- Whoa. Yeah, yeah, I do.

373
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,100
- Really?
- Yeah.

374
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,200
- Why do you think I told the
guys they couldn't help?
- Why?

375
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,934
Because, I wanted
to be alone,

376
00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:35,133
but then your family kept
piling in. I'm trying
to make a good impression.

377
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,767
I'm not going
to tell them to leave.

378
00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,600
My uncle raised me with manners.

379
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,133
You wanted to make
a good impression?

380
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:45,367
Yeah, but I wasn't sure
how far to go.

381
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,200
That's so sweet.

382
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,800
Dean, sorry, maybe you
should take the wheel.

383
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,133
Yeah.

384
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:59,000
- We make a good team.
- Yeah, we do.

385
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,967
I'm not talking
about the driving.

386
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:02,600
Good, 'cause neither was I.

387
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:05,600
[both] Sloppy Joe!

388
00:21:11,934 --> 00:21:14,600
[Alex giggles] This is
so romantic.

389
00:21:19,934 --> 00:21:23,033
Hey. What are you
doing out here?

390
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:26,233
Oh, well, I just found out
the boy I like likes me.

391
00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:27,900
So, like all
those sappy movies

392
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:31,000
I thought I should
come out here to the terrace
and stare at the stars.

393
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,967
But I gotta tell you,
it's really boring.

394
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,767
So, I guess you and Dean
are an item then?

395
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:39,033
I gotta say,
I'm kinda sorry
about that.

396
00:21:39,033 --> 00:21:41,100
Since when do you care?

397
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,033
I'd always thought
when you got a boyfriend

398
00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:45,867
I'd be able to intimidate him
if he gets out of line
or something,

399
00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:48,500
but I don't think
I could do that with Dean.

400
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,567
He ripped the sleeves
off of his winter coat.

401
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,400
Aw, don't worry about it.

402
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,133
If he gets out of line,
I'll be slapping him silly
with those winter coat sleeves.

403
00:21:58,133 --> 00:22:00,300
Good one.

404
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,500
- I wish I would have
thought of that.
- Yeah.

405
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,200
So, what are you
doing out here?

406
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,767
Hiding from Dad.

407
00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:07,600
He thinks I'm at
cross country practice.

408
00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:11,700
Well, let me help you with that.

409
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,767
- Oh!
- There.
Now you're all sweaty.

410
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,500
You wouldn't.

411
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,300
- Transport.
- [Alex groans]

412
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,567
Thank you very much.